#456

not having the internet for more than ten minutes, a 21st century affliction.

#671

The local pub serving super cheap drinks that I really want to drink, but am too afraid because I might get stabbed right up... to drink or not to drink?  Fuck it, you only live once...

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#611

When you are writing a message on some sort of web browser and it is deleted for any number of very annoying reasons, curse you cyberspace what exactly do you do with all my words you angrily eat?

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#900

Sitting around moping about not having seen the TV remote for 3 days, possibly going to far as to actually write a blog about it - possibly, only to have your house mate point it out straight away when he walks in the room, humbling.

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#899

Losing the TV remote so you have to do everything with the buttons on the front of the TV, tiring.

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#376

having to have about a billion bloody email accounts just to use the internet, tiresome.

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#61

my motherfucking cunthead lampshade, I keep bumping my head on it, who designed that evil device it is metal and pointy and my ceiling is super low, I've tried to take it down but the evil bastard is stuck fast because he knows how much I hate the asshole wankfish!  Seriously considering cutting it down and living in the dark, although my room has no windows because I am subletting a dining room, sweary.

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#411

get fired from a shitty job after two weeks, humbling

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#785

trying to build a website while hungover, taxing

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#259

Not updating for ages because I've moved house and everything has been mental, hectic

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#90

Having terrible internet connection, what is this the 90s?

#41

Being really really tired, yawn.

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#239

Having to pawn broken electronic equipment under a fake address to make it to the end of the month, dishonest.

#581

Not really having a clue what people are on about when they talk about the sports results, wtf? Just tell me who won and if I should be pretending that I'm happy or not and it'll save a lot of embarrassment all round.

#439

Being generally rubbish with women, heartachey

#538

Vanessa Feltz, please please die soon.

#145

Other people's egos, just do what I say, I don't care if you know better!

#88

Packing to move house, why do I have so much crap? Dusty.

#673

Filling out forms of any kind, repetitive

#76

Literally nothing! I feel really really good, exciting.

#77

People who take themselves seriously, bored.com/getoveryourself

#432

Getting drunk and losing my phone - again, ridiculous.

#23

Never, ever having any bloody money! I'm like determined to live just beyond my means or something, sustainable.

#567

The prospect of uploading all my CDs onto iTunes, yet again... lengthy.

#78

Trying to tell your boss you are quitting his stupid job and running away to be unemployed in the middle of a recession, nervy.

#97

Trying to think of a way to break up with your girlfriend, heartless.

#632

Trying to call someone specific at the BBC, literally impossible!

#41

realising that there is a magnet on the back of your moral compass... awkward

#453

realising that my local shop no longer sells teacakes, an outrage I say!

#985

Getting a parking ticket you know you could have avoided but chose not to.

#67

Local radio, all the music is from one billion years ago and all the listeners are slightly racist. I despair.

#154

Bosses in general. Just let me sleep - can't you see I'm cranky.

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hangovers where your stomach hurts as much as your head, savage.