#50

hanging a shirt up to dry then walking back into the room and thinking it is a rapist who climbed in through your window to touch you inappropriately and ruin your day.  It's just that shirt you ninny head.

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#456

not having the internet for more than ten minutes, a 21st century affliction.

#671

The local pub serving super cheap drinks that I really want to drink, but am too afraid because I might get stabbed right up... to drink or not to drink?  Fuck it, you only live once...

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#611

When you are writing a message on some sort of web browser and it is deleted for any number of very annoying reasons, curse you cyberspace what exactly do you do with all my words you angrily eat?

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#900

Sitting around moping about not having seen the TV remote for 3 days, possibly going to far as to actually write a blog about it - possibly, only to have your house mate point it out straight away when he walks in the room, humbling.

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#899

Losing the TV remote so you have to do everything with the buttons on the front of the TV, tiring.

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#376

having to have about a billion bloody email accounts just to use the internet, tiresome.

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